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Old Sep 14, 2005, 07:53 PM // 19:53   #21
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Ironic, just had one today. I wasn't asked, but TOLD by some woman to take my ear phones out while I was waiting in line at the ATM. The volume wasn't loud, and I obviously wasn't doing anything wrong, so I told her that "I'll take my ear phones out of my ears when you take your head out of your ass." After that, I just wanted to strangle somebody all day long.
......did she do it?
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Old Sep 14, 2005, 08:08 PM // 20:08   #22
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......did she do it?
With a "POP!"
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Old Sep 14, 2005, 08:11 PM // 20:11   #23
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I get that feeling most every day driving to and from work - Dallas Tx - seeing the women with the visor down, one hand up around their face putting on the face of the day and completely clueless and uncarring of the other people on the road. Might I add how many people in Dallas drive Excursions/Expeditions/Hummers and all the other turretless assualt vehicles currently on the public market.
Then come the men in the sports cars or their own MONSTER truck, reading a paper or feeling as though they can't wait like everyone else and proceed to speed up the merge lane to cut multiple people off...not to mention PISS them off in the process.
Then comes the snobs in our world that don't have the decency/manners or morale fiber to acknowledge when someone holds a door open for them.....as though we're their personal "on the spot" valet or something. <--to them I make sure to catch up to them and loudly say "YOU"RE WELCOME".....just cause I can't let them skate with out saying something. Unfortunately this> .....but yeah, I feel the urge sometimes to pull the "Phone Booth" on people :-)
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Old Sep 14, 2005, 08:19 PM // 20:19   #24
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happens to me every time i get up...from sleeping.. god my gay family drives me crazy.. older gay brother is pot head that tries to piss me off younger brother keeps asking me questions...
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Old Sep 14, 2005, 08:25 PM // 20:25   #25
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I once had this boss who was a completly shameless asshole - but she liked to maintain a big-friendly smile most of the time (even while she's screwing you over). In fact, if you didn't really know her you'd think she was one of the friendliest people you ever met. But she could ream you out in public as easily as she'd wave hello. Yeah, we all feared her.

Once she approached a group of us and, half-jokingly said in a friendly tone, "You all wouldn't be talking about me behind my back now, would you?" (actually we were)

To which I stood in front of her smiling myself and said, "Oh, we'd never say anything bad about you - to your face."

I don't know if it was balls or foolishness that made me say that - but I do know that, if nobody said anything she'd have her answer right there. She looked at me for a second to see if I was bullshitting her then had to laugh to show she had a sense of humor. *Whew*
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Old Sep 14, 2005, 08:26 PM // 20:26   #26
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hm.....i generaly want to not kill, but sterilse almost 50-80% of the local populace of where i live on an hourly basis.....
at least that way, they cant regroup by breeding

bad day....more like the queen and her annus horiblus....

a 2 month dental run, including back of the jaw injections that cant have number on befor them, always nasty...
then blood tests, ultrascan and various meds proding and poking me...
now a wait to see how long befor i have to get sliced open to take out a cyst that makes me look like a pregnant duck...and feel like one, too

not to mention how long i will be off my feet, bored to tears and skint as a newbie for months afterwards, cause its a belly op that means bedrest and little or no movement and lifting, and the boss is such a baby sometimes....though, he is offering to lift stuff now since i told him..
guess he will just have to get used to doing it mostly himself.

yeah, i sometimes say similar stuff to the old biddies dont even smile after you hold the door. i mean, come on, were not all nasty teenagers that have no manners and listen to loud music ^^ the normal adults, i get a thanks or a nod, but these oldies? nahhh.

i dont get that time of the month snappy....i get belly-ache instead, so im a bit ouchie, but not nasty.
but i am getting more snappy and cunning as i get older....if it continues, im gona be one mean and nasty old lady, with a house full of cats and a garden with lots of thorntrees...heheh.
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Old Sep 14, 2005, 08:32 PM // 20:32   #27
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...then blood tests, ultrascan and various meds proding and poking me...
now a wait to see how long befor i have to get sliced open to take out a cyst that makes me look like a pregnant duck...and feel like one, too
Sounds like a nasty ovarian cyst. You still have monthly pains since you had it removed? How big was the little bugger? Just curious.
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Old Sep 14, 2005, 08:42 PM // 20:42   #28
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havent had it removed yet....
had monthly pains since getting monthlies...so thats nearly..*counts*19 years

right now its about the size of a squashed large grapefruit..and im waiting for a letter to tell me when i go in.
i just hope to frell i dont have to wait too long, or go in around xmas....too many great games comming out that time of year....

animal crossing ds, castlevania ps2 and ds, lost in blue ds....

maybe i will ask them to pickle the little parasite, and i can name it and dress it up ^^
*kidding*
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Old Sep 14, 2005, 09:07 PM // 21:07   #29
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Yikes~ Well Rayea I think you just might be having a worse day than I
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Old Sep 14, 2005, 10:43 PM // 22:43   #30
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People get pissed at the best of times, due to their little brains' inabilities to COPE WITH CHEMICAL INBAASLECNCES@> I'm pretty much exempt from that, nowadays.
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Old Sep 14, 2005, 11:27 PM // 23:27   #31
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People get pissed at the best of times, due to their little brains' inabilities to COPE WITH CHEMICAL INBAASLECNCES@> I'm pretty much exempt from that, nowadays.

O, you know what, your right my little brain and I will never get pist off agin thanks to your post.


That made me laugh. While it is true that chemical inbalences are what happends. To say that people have little brains because of it is well.......stupid.

So I say you sir are the one with the little brain, to come in and say that to abunch of pist off people.
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Old Sep 15, 2005, 04:22 AM // 04:22   #32
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now everyone can laugh, I am an 8th grader and i haven't had one of those days, and i haven't had a GF.
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Old Sep 15, 2005, 04:27 AM // 04:27   #33
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now everyone can laugh, I am an 8th grader and i haven't had one of those days, and i haven't had a GF.
In another thread, didnt you say you where going to college?
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Old Sep 15, 2005, 04:32 AM // 04:32   #34
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One of those days? What, you mean like today? And the last two and a half weeks for that matter? ('cept for Saturday nights... damn Saturday is a long ways away right now...) Oh yeah, I get those.

All I have to say on the matter is that sometimes, I really hate women... teasing, conniving, evil, slackhearted things that they can be... *goes and smoulders in a corner*
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Old Sep 15, 2005, 04:34 AM // 04:34   #35
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People get pissed at the best of times, due to their little brains' inabilities to COPE WITH CHEMICAL INBAASLECNCES@> I'm pretty much exempt from that, nowadays.
How can someone be exempt from chemical imbalances that occur in brains .... unless they didn't have any brains?
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Old Sep 15, 2005, 04:34 AM // 04:34   #36
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maybe i will ask them to pickle the little parasite, and i can name it and dress it up ^^
*kidding*
Have you picked a name for her yet?
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Old Sep 15, 2005, 04:50 AM // 04:50   #37
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How can someone be exempt from chemical imbalances that occur in brains .... unless they didn't have any brains?

Quoted for truth, and well it made me laugh.
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Funniest thing I have read all week.

I haven't had one of those days since my best friend moved back to my town. I'll be freakishly happy for weeks.
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now everyone can laugh, I am an 8th grader and i haven't had one of those days, and i haven't had a GF.

hey,,,,,you tole me you were 22 and worked at Dennys!
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Old Sep 15, 2005, 07:41 PM // 19:41   #40
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hey,,,,,you tole me you were 22 and worked at Dennys!
Yes and he said he was in college earlyer, at lest he didnt continue to live the lie. He came clean, I can respect that.
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